Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Great Plains Vacation!

Welcome to the Great Plains Vacation by Ari Shaw and Lisa Small! We're here to get you your dream vacation: A vacation to the Great Plains! Here's some comments from other satisfied customers! "I can't believe I didn't go to the Great Plains to research earlier! This research trip was better than Antarctica! And there are penguins in Antarctica! I discovered all sorts of new things there! I can't wait to come back next year!" -Doctor Frank N. Stein "I got to sing at the rodeo! And now I'm a star throughout the Great Plains! I practicly live there now! It's amazing!" -Mike Raphone "The long, stretching land. The bee-yoo-ti-ful farms. The Great Plains stole my heart! It's the most amazing place on Earth!" -Summer O. Fun Thanks Frank, Mike, and Summer! I know all the rest of you will have lots of fun in the Great Plains! It's just an amazing place to be! So come on down today! It only costs 99,999.99! Also comes with a free year supply of wheat, grown on General Mill's farm!
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  1. UnknownOctober 6, 2013 at 10:33 AM

    Oh, I forgot one more customer report. "There are so many buffalo to bite, and I almost went vegan because of all the wheat. It's amazing!"
    -Count Drake U. La

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  2. UnknownOctober 6, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    One more! "I'm such a HUGE Bison fan! I RODE on a bison! IT WAS AMAZING! YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN THE GREAT PLAINS!" -Buffy Lo

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